We are a group of friends, united in our mutual love of libations, on a noble quest to patronize every bar in the District of Columbia. This blog shall serve to document our inebriated adventures, as well as provide a reference for others who are looking to get hammered in the nation’s capitol but would prefer to choose a venue that doesn’t totally suck.

Remember, while it may be 5 o’clock somewhere, the very notion that it must be 5 o’clock to start drinking is irrelevant when you’re rolling with this crew.





Your drinkers:

Cupcakes – don’t be fooled; deadly things come in small packages.

Gin Kitten – Official Tweeter, flirtatious snark, future alcoholic housewife.

Samedi – a hipster-hating, beer-swilling, angry curmudgeon.

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